Dickpick-parodin av Despacito blir viral – se videon här
Det omtalade fenomenet dickpicks har slagits ihop med den omåttligt populära låten Despacito för att bilda parodilåten Dickpicito. En perfekt storm av 2017, helt enkelt.
Despacito blev inte bara årets sommarplåga, utan gick även till historien som den mest spelade låten och mest sedda klippet på Youtube någonsin.
Låten fick även en svensk version som uppskattades något enormt, och nu har den alltså fått en parodi som slagit sig in på Spotifys lista för virala låtar.
Dickpicito av Dan Shaba och Tiffany Blom är en låt som – vilket ni förmodligen redan gissat – handlar om kukbilder. Café har tidigare skrivit mycket om detta omdickuterade fenomen (se länkar nedan) och känner att det är på sin plats att även lyfta detta kukkritiska verk.
Vi har naturligtvis också skrivit ut låttexten.
Dickpicito
Sending a pic in your direction
It's of my dick with an erection, yeah
You're about to get it any second, yeah, ohhh, you are,
You caught me on my hardest day
What you'll think it's so hard to say
I'm pretty sure that you've been thinking, show me, show me
To capture this image isn't easy at all
The perfect angle so that you can see it all
I know you think it's weird, I'm a stranger over here
But I feel our love is really that strong
You know that you shouldn't show that shit to me, bro
I don't want a ticket to your nasty meat show
I don't even know you, this should be illegal
Dickpicito
Did you think that this was gonna work? You creep, oh
Asking me if I was on my back spread eagle
I throw up in my mouth like I ate bad burrito
Dickpicito
Now suddenly you say you got to go
Iike what did I do?
I just wanted to show you the largest part of my body yo
Would it have been better if I just sent you my
BUM BUM
I know that you like it stop lying Tiffany
Blom Blom
Dan i don't think you understand it I'm not lying
You should keep it to yourself that's why they call them privates
Fine then
Take your balls and leave in silence
Bye then
I'll find someone else to admire them
Dickpicito
Don't wanna see your hammer, this ain't Home Depot
Don't wanna see your two balls, this ain't free throws
I don't wanna see any part of your penos
Dickpicito
Some are real small looking like baby toes
Some are shaped oddly like jalapeños
Some ain't even hard like I don't need those
Dickpicito